Just a few quotes from friends that still make me laugh.
“If you get preggers, I’ll be pissed!”
“Welcome, Welcome Mat!”
“I pretended to be Japanese and spoke bad English (“Mo molly? I havoo no molly. Hey touch?”)”
“One of my profs “isn’t so easy on the eyes””
“I hate Horatio and his crooked neck. Just doesn’t make sense…”
“You never know when one will pop out and ruin all your youthful dreams and ambitions.”
“I had a dream about you last night..I don’t remember what it was about…but there were toothbrushes involved. :|”
“Basically, we were supposed to be tissue and snot. You look so lovely as a nerd!”
